What it seems
A brisk declaration of indifference. Three syllables that supposedly mean: this is none of my business, and I will not waste another second on it. Almost a Zen mantra.
What it really is
The loudest possible evidence that someone cares very much. CHISSENE! contracts chi se ne frega, roughly “who cares?” In English, “whatever” can shut down a conversation. In Italy, CHISSENE! often starts one. After declaring his indifference, Davide tells his partner, his mother, three colleagues and the barista exactly what happened. None of it matters, of course. Everyone must understand that.
The scene
“Marco invited everyone to dinner except you.” “Chissene.” “So you’re not upset?” “Not remotely. Chissene!” “Good.” “Although I invited him to my birthday twice. And lent him my van when he moved.” “Right.” “But I couldn’t care less!” “You sound hurt.” “I SAID I DON’T CARE!” The next forty-five minutes are devoted to the dinner he has no interest in.
The key to understanding
In some cultures indifference is silence. In Italy it often requires an audience. CHISSENE! is less a statement of fact than an attempt to convince oneself that something should not matter. The Italian who truly does not care has already changed the subject.
